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WANTED

BY THE FPI

FOR PUBLIC URINATION

⚠ PUBLIC URINATION IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH ⚠

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Urine Trouble: PEE V PEE ™ is a 5v5 asymmetrical multiplayer stealth shooter where THE PISSERS must empty their bladders across the city without being detected, while the THE POLICE will do anything they can to stop them.

DESCRIPTION

REWARD

THE PRIDE IN KNOWING YOU'VE KEPT OUR STREETS CLEAN. THERE IS NO BETTER JOY IN LIFE THAN A JOB WELL DONE. IT'S YOUR CIVIC DUTY! NO MONEY CAN COMPARE. ALSO, WE DON'T HAVE ANY TO GIVE YOU, ANYWAY.

CAUTION

THE PISSERS ARE ARMED (WITH PEE) AND DANGEROUS. DO NOT APPROACH OR ENGAGE UNLESS YOU HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION THEY HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME. INNOCENT CIVILIANS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE WILL CAUSE YOUR GUN TO BE REVOKED, AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO DO PAPERWORK. EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT YOU! EMBARRASSING!

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